{"id":77,"date":"2014-12-03T03:15:34","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T03:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wildflowervillage.net\/lnc\/?page_id=77"},"modified":"2023-06-10T11:04:26","modified_gmt":"2023-06-10T15:04:26","slug":"the-2001-artie-awards-a-kerth-ceremony-summary","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/fanfic\/pg-fanfic\/the-2001-artie-awards-a-kerth-ceremony-summary\/","title":{"rendered":"The 2001 Artie Awards: A Kerth Ceremony Summary"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/center><\/p>\n

Author: Artemis
\n
Email: jumpstick@earthlink.net<\/a>
\n
Rated: G<\/i><\/p>\n

You know how the Oscar telecast gets nominated for a TV Emmy? Well, here’s my take on this year’s 2001 Kerth Awards. In all modesty and to live one of *my* fantasies, I have dubbed them “The Arties”.<\/p>\n

In no particular order, they are:<\/p>\n

BEST PRODUCER-HOST HYPHENATE:
\n
Chief Pam – Mel, I advise you to avoid the chat channel…they’re planning your painful demise <\/p>\n

BEST SOUND EDITOR:
\n
AMCiotola<\/p>\n

BEST AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION:
\n
RUNNER-UP:
\n
The Streakers (and you know who you are)
\n
WINNER:
\n
Telling Melisma to move it along and quit torturing us<\/p>\n

BEST AUDIENCE GRAMMAR MONITOR:
\n
all4_mr_d8a, Elizabeth<\/p>\n

MOST ELOQUENT CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
\n
LabRat<\/p>\n

SWEETEST CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
\n
Merry Truitt<\/p>\n

BEST DESCRIPTIVE CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
\n
Kaethel, Helene<\/p>\n

BEST NON-REVEALING CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
\n
Melisma <\/p>\n

BEST SCREAM FOR WINNING:
\n
Jessi Mounts<\/p>\n

BRIEFEST CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
\n
Chrispat<\/p>\n

BEST AUDIENCE GUEST:
\n
SuperDad<\/p>\n

MOST HEART STOPPING MOMENT:
\n
When KathyB went into labor. (Good prank, that)<\/p>\n

BEST SURPRISE GUEST:
\n
Clark Kent<\/p>\n

SUPERBOWL WINNER:
\n
Wendy for “For the Greater Good”<\/p>\n

PRESENTER WHOSE MOTHER HAD THE WORST TIMING:
\n
ErinFoLC<\/p>\n

BEST COMMERCIAL:
\n
Runner-up:
\n
Dr. L’s BABBLE-B-GONE by James Tull
\n
Winner:
\n
Priceless by ErinFoLC (extemporaneous)<\/p>\n

BEST FILK:
\n
Hazel<\/p>\n

BEST NEW TERM:
\n
You get the jpg! (you get the picture)<\/p>\n

BEST DRESSED NEW AUTHOR:
\n
(gown & tiara): ShayneT<\/p>\n

MODERATOR WITH THE BEST TIMING (LOL):
\n
Chrispat<\/p>\n

BEST RETIREMENT SPEECH:
\n
KathyB<\/p>\n

BEST LINE ON CHAT BY SOMEBODY LATE TO THE PARTY:
\n
Zoomway: geez, no wonder I’m not getting what’s going on, I’m all by myself on #kertawards, har, anyone up for a kert?<\/p>\n

BEST SUBJECT FOR NEW FANFIC BROUGHT UP IN CHAT:
\n
Tenny’s teeny snorkle<\/p>\n

WINNINGEST AUTHOR:
\n
Wendy for Home for Christmas (Best Holiday), For the Greater Good (Best Tearjerker, Best Lost Episode, and Best Overall) and When Lightening Strikes Twice (Best Villain)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Author: Artemis Email: jumpstick@earthlink.net Rated: G You know how the Oscar telecast gets nominated for a TV Emmy? Well, here’s my take on this year’s 2001 Kerth Awards. In all modesty and to live one of *my* fantasies, I have dubbed them “The Arties”. In no particular order, they are: BEST PRODUCER-HOST HYPHENATE: Chief Pam […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":13,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,1],"tags":[816,26],"class_list":["post-77","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","category-artemis","category-pgfanfic","tag-artemis","tag-the-2001-artie-awards-a-kerth-ceremony-summary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1811,"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/77\/revisions\/1811"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}