{"id":622,"date":"2014-12-11T06:32:57","date_gmt":"2014-12-11T06:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"\/lnc\/?page_id=622"},"modified":"2023-06-10T11:03:32","modified_gmt":"2023-06-10T15:03:32","slug":"r-i-p-tommy-crooner","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/fanfic\/pg-fanfic\/r-i-p-tommy-crooner\/","title":{"rendered":"R.I.P. Tommy Crooner"},"content":{"rendered":"

Author: Pam Jernigan
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Email: chiefpam@lcficmbs.com<\/a>
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Rated: PG<\/i><\/p>\n

This is just a little something a friend and I worked up in the hour following Forget Me Not… it’s a pleasant little revenge fantasy <g> that had us giggling instead of crying over that ending… Warning: Don’t read this if you’re mentally unstable!<\/p>\n

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Tommy Crooner was dead. It was unfortunate – not that he was dead – but that his death interfered with Lois & Clark’s date. They’d been trying for weeks to get together – unsuccessfully. In fact, so unsuccessfully that they felt almost like strangers.<\/p>\n

They learned pretty quickly that the dead man had been a TV producer of a fantasy\/romance\/comedy\/adventure show, which had recently seen a dramatic increase in the ratings. A core group of fans, however, was not happy with his latest script choices, no matter how popular the show had become.<\/p>\n

“Well, Lois, we’ve spent the whole morning talking to fans and viewing videos and I have to admit that they have a point.”<\/p>\n

“No kidding – what he was doing to the characters’ relationship was criminal. Keeping them apart like that. Just when they were about to get married, too.”<\/p>\n

Lois & Clark exchanged an ironic smile.<\/p>\n

Clark said, “That certainly sounds familiar. Now he’s keeping *us* apart.”<\/p>\n

“Yeah,” she said sadly. “What do you say we find some clues, catch the bad guys, blah, blah, blah, then we can get out of here and… talk.” She smiled suggestively.<\/p>\n

Clark’s heart thumped a little harder – making it difficult to hear the person coming up behind them. It was Bobby Bigmouth with the case-breaking clue.<\/p>\n

Two Danishes and a cheesecake later, they were in possession of all the important facts.<\/p>\n

Bobby Bigmouth wove off in a food-drunken stupor and Lois turned to Clark. There was a gleam in her eye that he had come to appreciate, but hadn’t had a chance to take advantage of lately.<\/p>\n

“You know, Clark, I was just thinking – this misguided fan is probably not a threat to society as a whole, so there’s really no rush to get this information to the police.” She leaned forward seductively, grabbing his lapel and offering him a tempting view of her… assets. “Is there?”<\/p>\n

Clark swallowed hard and tried to think of a reason, but failed. After all, the victim had *only* been a television producer…<\/p>\n

The End<\/p>\n

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Authors’ Disclaimer: No TV producers were harmed in the writing of this story. We don’t think any producers *should* be harmed, either! But this was amazingly therapeutic for us, so we hope it was for you, too. <g><\/p>\n

…and if you liked this one, you might also enjoy the Round Robin story Lois & Clark in LALA Land<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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