{"id":602,"date":"2014-12-11T06:17:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-11T06:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"\/lnc\/?page_id=602"},"modified":"2023-06-10T11:04:40","modified_gmt":"2023-06-10T15:04:40","slug":"the-lois-wave","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nfanfic.com\/lnc\/fanfic\/pg-fanfic\/the-lois-wave\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lois Wave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Author: Pam Jernigan<br \/>\n<br \/>Email: <a title=\"[Link: Send Email to Pam]\" href=\"mailto:chiefpam@lcficmbs.com\">chiefpam@lcficmbs.com<\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>Rated: PG<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And now, yet another post-FMN revenge fantasy fanfic&#8230; &lt;eg><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh Lois, I&#8217;m so glad we got that whole amnesia thing straightened out&#8230;&#8221; Clark hugged her tightly to him, humbly grateful that he was once again able to hold her. It had been far too long.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Me, too, Clark,&#8221; she mumbled into his shoulder. &#8220;I feel so awful for you, and I can&#8217;t believe I put you through that&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You didn&#8217;t,&#8221; he reassured her, stroking her back and her hair. &#8220;But it&#8217;s all behind us now, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She pulled far enough away from him to see his face, wiping a last remaining tear from her eye. &#8220;Almost. There&#8217;s one more thing I need to do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, Superman flew Lois into the sanitarium grounds. She&#8217;d insisted on that &#8211; it was quicker than driving there with Clark, and if he was in the suit, he couldn&#8217;t act the part of the outraged fiance (which he didn&#8217;t usually do too well anyway). Besides, she wanted to deal with Dr. Deter all by herself.<\/p>\n<p>Max came out of the sanitarium when he saw her approaching. &#8220;Lois! There you are! When Superman flew off with you, I was worried&#8230;&#8221; He cast a reproving glance at Clark, who simply folded his arms and glowered back.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m fine,&#8221; Lois assured him, in a dangerously light tone. He didn&#8217;t know her well enough to worry. &#8220;My memory&#8217;s come back, in fact.&#8221; She started stalking towards him, pointing a finger at his chest. He looked uneasy. &#8220;I now remember that I&#8217;m engaged to Clark &#8211; and that you damn well knew it when you started hitting on me.&#8221; Her voice dropped to a deadly hiss. &#8220;You took advantage of my vulnerability, and I do *not* take well to that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dr. Deter began backing away. &#8220;Lois, I only did what I did because I loved you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She followed him, poking her finger into his chest. (Clark, standing forgotten in the background, had to hide a smile. He was starting to really enjoy this.) &#8220;What you did had nothing to do with love, buster.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What can I do?&#8221; Max cried, distraught, backed up against the sanitarium wall. &#8220;I&#8217;ll do anything! What do you want?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She considered the question, and started to smile. &#8220;I want to live just long enough to see your head up on a spike, as a warning to the next 10 generations that doctors should *never* take advantage of their patients. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, just like this.&#8221; She held out her hand, palm forward, and wiggled all four fingers (^^^^). &#8220;Can you and your associate, the &#8220;Hangman&#8221;, arrange that for me, Dr. Deter?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He was still gaping in shock as she walked back over to Superman. As Clark flew her off, she looked back, smiled nastily, and waved. ^^^^<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>Once they were safely in the air, Lois started giggling. &#8220;Oh, that felt so good&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After a moment, Clark began to laugh as well. &#8220;I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever scared anyone as badly as you did him. Where did that come from, anyway? Honestly, Lois, his head on a *spike*?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looked a little embarrassed, but giggled again. &#8220;Oh that&#8230; I got it from a TV show I saw once&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The End<\/p>\n<p>Fans of Babylon 5 will probably have recognized that I &#8220;adapted&#8221; Vir&#8217;s speech to Morden from a second season episode (In the Shadow of Z&#8217;ha&#8217;dum). Thanks to JMS for being such a fabulous writer, and the one TV producer worthy of the fans&#8217; respect&#8230; unlike one certain other who shall remain nameless.<\/p>\n<p>(But his initials are Robert Singer &lt;vbeg>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Author: Pam Jernigan Email: chiefpam@lcficmbs.com Rated: PG And now, yet another post-FMN revenge fantasy fanfic&#8230; &lt;eg> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- &#8220;Oh Lois, I&#8217;m so glad we got that whole amnesia thing straightened out&#8230;&#8221; Clark hugged her tightly to him, humbly grateful that he was once again able to hold her. 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